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The BadEmpanada Bathroom Song

by GayFesh

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BadEmpanada loved the DemonMama Bathroom Song so much, I had to make him his own.

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Hey, BadEmpanada has to go to the bathroom
So listen to the Empanada bathroom song
He takes 20 dozen dogs with 9-inch thick knots
So let's give him and his colon a little fucking break!

Okay it's been a minute and he's still in the bathroom
I'm not an Aussie gringo, but I kan-go-poo
Let's follow German lead and migrate to Buenos Aires
Maybe someone else here also needs a legal break!

It's been a bit since Empanada went to the bathroom
I'm looking on his timeline and he's yelling at Jews
But don't you fret, my tankie friends, cause I wrote this track down
To give you something boppin while he's having a break (down)

Jesus fucking Christ, can someone check in the bathroom?
I hope he doesn't flush wet wipes, sewers can't handle those
But if he does, you might need to break the door down
And submit him to the justice of his victim toilet

Okay, you're just fucking with me now!
Put down your phone, the stream is still running!
I can only assume you forgot because you found a Jewish trans veteran on Twitter
Jesus Christ, BadEmpanada, do we need to call a doctor?!
Song's over. Stop. Somebody help him out.

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released June 19, 2023

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